smack yourself in the head1. You might get a concussion (smacking yourself in the forehead and moaning, “Why didn’t I buy these sooner?!”)
2. Your heart could race (“Why are the kids being so quiet in the other room?”)
3. You’ll think you’re hallucinating (What?! Do I really see them sharing a toy?”)
4. You might go hoarse (“Stop coloring the morphs already! Your ice cream is melting!”)
5. You could become depressed (“Man, Morph-O-Scopes are gonna be a tough act to follow!”)

Have a lovely, peaceful, restful, summer vacation,  my friends!